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Germs are everywhere! Bacteria is ever-present in increasingly alarming numbers! Pathogens have become to center of attention! Yes, my dear people. We are all sick, and if we aren’t yet we’re going to be.

As you can tell from my most dramatic introduction, everyone I know is sick with some sort of disease – from a cold to the flu, from strep throat to tons of migraines. I walk down the hallway at my school and the only thing I get is people coughing all over me. It’s very annoying.

Besides the inconvenient matter with germs, my life has been busy yet boring. I have decided that I need to do something unusual before my life becomes a worthless piece of junk. But what, I wonder?

Tune in to next time when Savannah does something crazy and kills herself.

Cheerio.

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